First of all, nice infrastructure you guys have down there in paradise. It took me almost two days to find a guy laying up in the hospital. ##) It woulda been quicker by carrier pigeon.
Anyway, Hunter tells a very different version than NES and Jack. What he says happened is that he was getting about three feet of air on his jumps and you guys were doing wheelies in some tractor ruts from the last rain. A gang of soccer hooligans came up on you guys cuz Jack was wearing a Houston Dynamo's jersey and when Hunter decided he was gonna have to whip some ass you guys ran off. Of course, he took the first three out easy, but the last guy had a knife. He took a little more time with mr. navajita, but managed to twist his own ankle as he knocked the guy out with a leaping roundhouse.
When you guys saw the ruckus was finished, you came running back to his aid. Jack tried to give Hunter mouth to mouth at which point he managed one last sweep kick to knock Jack off his feet, while causing more damage to his already mangled ankle. When you guys tried to call the ambulance all the lines were busy, so you guys decided to get high while Hunter crawled to the top of the hill and found a local with a land line. To NES's credit he did vaguely remember the splint techique his uncle Cletus showed him as a child back in the hills of Missouri.
I'm just glad that Hunter was there to keep you guys from getting robbed and beat up by the local Saprissa fans.
Anyway, Hunter tells a very different version than NES and Jack. What he says happened is that he was getting about three feet of air on his jumps and you guys were doing wheelies in some tractor ruts from the last rain. A gang of soccer hooligans came up on you guys cuz Jack was wearing a Houston Dynamo's jersey and when Hunter decided he was gonna have to whip some ass you guys ran off. Of course, he took the first three out easy, but the last guy had a knife. He took a little more time with mr. navajita, but managed to twist his own ankle as he knocked the guy out with a leaping roundhouse.
When you guys saw the ruckus was finished, you came running back to his aid. Jack tried to give Hunter mouth to mouth at which point he managed one last sweep kick to knock Jack off his feet, while causing more damage to his already mangled ankle. When you guys tried to call the ambulance all the lines were busy, so you guys decided to get high while Hunter crawled to the top of the hill and found a local with a land line. To NES's credit he did vaguely remember the splint techique his uncle Cletus showed him as a child back in the hills of Missouri.
I'm just glad that Hunter was there to keep you guys from getting robbed and beat up by the local Saprissa fans.
